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11 Reasons why I will be voting for John Kerry
 The Following is original material created by Joe @ OmniPrime.
1. John Kerry gets my heart pumping with every speech, his words come to life. Only his charisma surpasses his superb speaking ability.
2. He wants to save the planet. Even though his family owns several SUV's, he does not. He just gets driven around in them by his wife. I firmly believe that he has not driven one.
3. Even though John Kerry voted against funding the War in Iraq, I believe he would be much harder on Terrorists than George W. Bush.
4. I agree that everyone changes their mind. Hell, it's ok to change your mind on every issue each month. It's only human.
5. He severed in Vietnam and we know this because he brings it up at every possible moment.
6. He is very smart. According to his doctor, he injured himself with a mortor round in order to get the number of purple hearts needed to leave Vietnam.
7. Ruthless people are cool. He committed atrocities in Vietnam, but did nothing about it until he arrived back home, then he blamed other veterans for the atrocities without taking any responsibility himself. That is so freakin' awesome! (yeah I know that was bad, but keep reading they get better)
8. John Kerry said the most important thing in the 2004 election will be jobs. In the past few months, only one million jobs were created under George W. Bush, many of them are high paying jobs. But who needs high paying jobs? If everyone makes little pay then we will all be equal. I just love socialism!
9. The media and prominent Democrats have been trying to hide Kerry. Apparently, he goes up in the polls the more he is out of the public's eye. He's just that good.
10. Because the undead are cool and for some reason Kerry's face has been aging backward. That must mean greatness! w00t!
11. Because Hillary "supports" him. If she is with Kerry then he will definitely get elected.
Belched up with tidings of comfort and joy by Joe
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