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  Sunday, May 16, 2004

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  Ways to make Interstate 10 more interesting (satire)

I-10 is perhaps the most boring road in the United States. It is straight with two lanes in each direction. The two most interesting things that happened to me while driving on it was a two minute shower and a drop in speed from 70 mph to 50 mph, but that wasn't interesting that was more like, wtf? This road needs some things to stop people from falling asleep or dying of boredom. Here's what I would do to make things more interesting.

1) Forget bridges, when it crosses any river, have ramps. That way, you have to accelerate really fast in order to make the jump and fly over to the other side. This would probably be bad for mega rivers like the Mississippi, but for the smaller ones, that would be awesome.
2) Get rid of the cops. Just imagine how interesting things could get without them.
3) Are you imagining #2 yet?
4) Add some tunnels, because tunnels are cool.
5) Get some Rock / Alternative / Rush Limbaugh stations in Mississippi / Alabama and get billboards that advertise them so I can easily find the stations.
6) Mountains, volcanoes, valleys, actually, anything but a straight road with trees on both sides.

Belched up with tidings of comfort and joy by Joe at 10:49:00 AM.
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