Once again, Kristy has added commentary to my post after I have written it. It appears as I wrote it right now; her commentary will appear when you select the white space with your mouse *despises many parts of it*
It should be stated that I attended LSU and Joe currently attends UF. His parents invited me to attend the LSU-UF football game. This was my first trip to Gainesville.

Kristy came from Baton Rouge to visit me and attend the UF - LSU game (To be more precise, Kristy drove twelve hours by herself to visit Joe and attend the LSU-UF game). *very happy that she could make it* (But not as happy as I was to finally be able to go to the bathroom) Much fun was had. What we did
(or at least the PG version. It had been six weeks since we'd seen each other after all.):

Friday (otherwise known as the day BEFORE UF got their butts kicked by the LSU Tigers):
Met at the Days Inn she was staying at (scary third rate hotel with TACKY comforter and cheap art)
Walked around mall aimlessly, Kristy wanted a UF shirt (w00t!) (Not so much wanted a shirt as felt obligated to get a shirt since I bought Joe an LSU shirt when he was here for the summer)
Went to Reitz Union to get the shirt after having little luck at the mall
Had dinner at Ko-To-Bu-Ki (yummy all-you-can eat sushi) with Alicia and Steve (Two of Joe's very nice friends)

Saturday (otherwise know as the day OF the game where UF got their butts kicked by the LSU Tigers)
Breakfast at Zaxby's (decent knock-off of Raisin' Canes in Baton Rouge)
Hang out at my place (otherwise known as the institutional-looking shoebox where Joes sleeps) until parents come
Walk with parents to Harry's Bar and Grill downtown (From UF's campus, Harry's is halfway back to Baton Rouge.)
Go to Reitz so Kristy can get her mom a postcard
Go to mass at St. Augustine (Apparently, some people needed to get in a few extra prayers for the gators before the before-mentioned butt kicking.)
Walk to O-Dome (HOSTILE TERRITORY, WILL ROBINSON!!)
Walk to the Swamp (EVEN MORE HOSTILE TERRITORY, WILL ROBINSON!)
Watch UF-LSU game (Otherwise known as the butt kicking.)
See drunks
Curse Ron Zook repeatably (It must be hard to have a coach that isn't revered as a god, ALL HAIL, NICK SABAN!)
Walk with parents to car
Say goodbye to parents

Sunday (otherwise know as the day AFTER UF got their butts kicked by the LSU Tigers)
Have breakfast at Panara Bread
Walk around UF's botanical gardens and Lake Alice (pretty, peaceful walk, but way too short)
Say Goodbye to Kristy (sad, sobby scene)
Cell phone conversations on her trip home (Thank goodness for unlimited minutes on weekends. Gosh, that is a freakin'; long boring drive.) The visit was too short, but it was great to see Joe. It was great that everyone so was nice to me considering that I am an LSU alum. Sympathy to Joe and all his poor Gators friends for going to an athletically-inferior school.

Belched up with tidings of comfort and joy by Joe at 1:23:00 PM.