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My Birthday
UPDATE: Since yesterday (July 26th) when I first wrote this post, Kristy added commentary. If you just read the black text, the post appears as it did when I first posted it. I made her commentary invisible so you have to highlight the white space with your mouse in the obvious places, it's just more entertaining that way.
Greetings to the readers of Joe's blog. He asked me to read this post for accuracy about the trip to New Orleans that I gave him as a birthday present. Jokingly, I suggested that he allow me to add some guest commentary for authenticity, and, he agreed. It looks like the first phase of my plan to take over everything in Joe's life is complete. Now that I have infiltrated his website, absolute control is within my grasp. (As you can see, one of the many characteristics that Joe and I share is a desire to take over others, and perhaps, the world. [see his post titled Birthday DOOM! for more information.])
Last weekend was the best weekend I have had since I got to Louisiana. The three days were a birthday present from my (Joe left out inadvertently several adjectives such as beautiful, intelligent, beautiful, funny, and beautiful) girlfriend, Kristy. It all started Thursday night when she gave me a wrapped box with that stuffing stuff (otherwise known as tissue paper to people who have a decent grasp of using nouns) in it. I thought she was giving me boxers and socks, since she got that idea for a present stuck in my head. (I am tricky, tricky like that) Instead, two sheets of paper labeled "Romantic Weekend in Historic New Orleans" with an itinerary below the heading consisting of:
| Friday, July 23, 2004 | | 2:00pm | Depart from Baton Rouge | | 4:00pm | Arrive, the Queen and Crescent Hotel in New Orleans | | 7:00pm | Dinner Jazz Cruise on the Mississippi River, Steamboat Natchez, Toulouse Street Warf | | Saturday, July 24, 2004 | | 9:00am | Breakfast at Mena's Palace in the French Quarter | | 10:00am | Sightseeing, Shopping, and Relaxing, French Quarter and Riverwalk, Downtown New Orleans | | 2:00pm | Streetcar Ride through Garden District, St. Charles Street. | | 6:00pm | Dinner at the Red Fish Grill, 115 Bourbon Street. | | 9:00pm | Harrah's New Orleans Casino, Canal Steer at the River | | Sunday, July 25th, 2004 | | 11:00am | Checkout from the Queen and Crescent | | 12 noon | Sunday Mass, St. Louis Cathedral | | 1:30pm | Lunch, Pat O'Brien's | | 3:00pm | Leave for Baton Rouge |
*(As you can see, I have the obsessive compulsive need to schedule every second in my life. DON'T JUDGE ME!)
Well, it looked nothing like this. It had lots of graphics and many fleur-de-lis' (she had to satisfy her fleur-de-lis fetish). (I do like fleur-de-lis) This was one of the best birthday presents I have ever received. I was really surprised when I saw it. This trip was the most thoughtful thing a girl has ever done for me. (AAAAAWWWWW!!! Gag me with a spoon)
The cruise was lots of fun. We were able to walk there from our hotel, which in itself was awesome. The Queen and Crescent was in downtown New Orleans so Bourbon St. was two blocks away and the Mississippi was about 20 minutes away. The dinner on the cruise was pretty good. They had very good spinach (Gotta love Joe's attention to detail. Can't you almost taste the spinach? Silly rabbit!). We finished dinner shortly after the cruise started, so we were able to spent most of the cruise above deck watching the sites (such as a huge number of LA's petro-chemical plants, oh, and of course, New Orleans, even saw some homes along the way). One of Kristy's friend's parents lives near where we cruised by, but we never saw them. We got a photo of us on the steamboat with an awesome background: a huge petrol-chemical plant :P How cute. (Really, it wasn't that cute. Some old guy and a huge smoke stack are in the background of our first photo together.)
The next day we got up and ate breakfast at a little, but very good place called Mena's Palace. It had a good breakfast. It cost less than the hotel and had much better quality. Kristy is really easy going when it comes to what to do sometimes. (I guess he is referring to the occasional times when I'm NOT snapping my whip and yelling that we are 3 minutes and 48 seconds off schedule??) We just walked around until we came to a restaurant that looked good, which happened to be one of the first ones. There was only one table left when we got in there; it was a two seat table next to a window. Perfect. After that we walked to the French Quarter. There was a lot of cool stuff for sale there. Kristy went purse shopping there. (He makes it sound like I took four hours to shop for purse! I only looked at three purses while we were walking around and bought one, which took a total of 5 minutes) Apparently, you are supposed to haggle with the people before you buy what you want to buy. Just looking at some of the stuff on the French Market was fun, like the very odd hot sauces. We went to many other stores around that area. I got 4 cans of escargot, 1 can of octopus, and some Cajun seasoning from one of them. Mmmmm... snails and octopi in butter... (Tulips are my favorite flower if you are looking for something to send to the hospital when I go in to get my stomach pumped from eating snails and octopus.)
The streetcar ride down through the Garden District was fun. We got on it near the hotel (we went to the hotel to clean up after walking through the French Quarter). I got to see many old homes in the Garden District. Kristy had this whole day planned out well. She told me a few things about the houses as we went through the streets.
After that, we went to the hotel to change clothes for dinner at the Red Fish Grill, what has been voted the best seafood restaurant in New Orleans for the past 4 years. That was a really nice place, great atmosphere, really good food *blackened red fish with crawfish patties* mmmmmm... Kristy had known a head of time to order a dessert that took 20 minutes to make. (The menu said to order dessert with your entrees because it takes 20 minutes to prepare so I ordered dessert when we ordered our entrees. If that makes me a genius, so be it.) Damn that was chocolaty. :D
Next was Harrah's casino. Kristy does not gamble, (It isn't like I am against gambling, I just can't justify wasting money on little colorful chips when there are so many beautiful pairs of shoes at Dillard's just looking for a good home.) but she brought me there just to see it or to gamble a little. I did very well playing craps at UF, so I figured I would try my luck at Harrah's in craps. I joined the cheapest table ($10 minimum bid), and put in $30 worth of chips. It was just my luck that the person rolling the dice threw a 7, everyone loses. For some reason beyond me, I got $3 back, so I lost $27, a little over an hour and a half's hour of work, in about 10 seconds. I am never going to gamble for money again (except if it is like, against my friends, so then its not so bad if I lose, better my money to go to a friend than a huge casino). (I told him that next time he wants to waste money, we could buy a mini craps table like you see in those cheesy mail-order catalogs. We can play pretend-craps and he can just give his money to me to help the homeless shoes.) Kristy was just like, "I'll sit down you go have fun" when I actually was going to gamble after walking around the casino a few times. Well, that didn't last long. There was one craps table there with a $500 minimum bid. Damn, some people have way too much money to spend. After the casino, we just called it a night and went to bed early. Saw some of "Rush Hour" before going to bed. Sleep was good.
The next day we got up, had breakfast at the hotel to save some time. Went to mass at St. Lous Cathedral. It was huge. We had some time to spare before we got there so we walked around Jackson Square. We got our picture taken in the square with the cathedral as a backdrop. It turned out really well. (But it would not have turned out so well if we had done that stupid "prom pose" that Joe wanted to do. No one does that pose except at prom. What are we, in eighth grade?). After mass we went to Pat O's for lunch. I had some really good shrimp Creole while Kristy had some shrimp pasta. After a nice walk back to the hotel we checked out. When we got Kristy's SUV back from the valet, we noticed my radar detector was stolen. No one but the valet had the keys and there was no damage to the car. I filed a complaint and will be talking to a manager about it this evening. Everything else though had been great this weekend. I am really happy with Kristy's birthday present. (Watch out, friends of Joe. The brainwashing is almost complete. You won't even recognize him when I get through [insert evil laugh here…Muwah Hah Hah])
Belched up with tidings of comfort and joy by Joe
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